Ah, I forgot to post the instructions on previous days. Shucky durn. Also, I posted 22. as 21. The real 21 states Learn three clean jokes.
I will start with twenty three today.
23. Floss your teeth.
24. Drink champagne for no reason at all.
25. Ask for a raise, when you feel you've earned it.
26. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
27. Return all things you borrow.
28. Teach some kind of class.
29. Be a student in some kind of class.
30. Never buy a house without a fireplace.
31. Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.
32. Once in your life own a convertible.
The kitty justice is that the convertible should be a Corvette.