Another Mess

I try to not get upset over things that cannot be changed. I even looked in my copy of "The Book of Common Prayer" for a prayer but alas I could not find one.

Some folks are like our government just full of BS and love to blow smoke up your hind quarters. So since I could not find a prayers for all those BS folks I thought about making one up. Here goes.

Heavenly Father for all those BS who love to hear their own voice, Please make them silent so they can hear others.

Heavenly Father, for all those BS who think they are experts on all things, please give them the humility to see just how STUPID they happen to be.

Our most gracious Father, please let the smoke they try to blow up our hinds, come back down their chimney so they can suffer the caustic wind of their desires.

Please grant their offers of help to be made before and not after the fact. Therefore, they can truly help their fellow man.

And dear God, help me not to hit the next BS on the head.

Those of you who do not know such a BS are luck and those who do will understand my prayer.

The kitty justice is that they smother themselves with all the smoke they blow instead of strangling me. NUF SAID.