Driveway Flamingos

They are not as bright as when they were  new
But they still protect the wall from driver like you
The UPS and Fed-X trucks are a must this time of year
However the wall has nothing to fear
These pink birds stay guard at the top of the drive
As you navigate the curve as you back out alive
What should we name these trusty Sentries  of the wall
Maybe NO, NOT YET, ABSOLUTELY AND DON'T FORGET
I have heard whispers that they are quite tacky
But you will not run over them true to the fact-ky
The Kitty Justice you see is to protect my wall 
So wishing you cheer but behave one and all.