Spider

The web is heavy at seventy five pounds and it happens to be twelve feet in diameter. It is made from willow on armature. The spider weighs sixty pounds and is three feet in length and 4 feet wide. The wood for the spider is carved eastern red cedar. 
A spider is just another bug to me but some of you may be very afraid of these creepy crawlers. As long as they are outside, I will leave them alone but if they crawl into  my domain and You will be a very dead bug. I have glue traps set out to catch any creepy crawler and if you escape and waltz across my floor I will be the last thing they see. Swat. 
Now that is real Kitty Justice.